Aunt: Who are you?
David: Who are you?
Aunt: But who are you?
David: What do you want?
Aunt: But who are you?
David: I don’t know. I’m not quite myself today.
Aunt: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.
David: These aren’t my clothes.
Aunt: Well, where are your clothes?
David: I’ve lost my clothes.
Aunt: But why are you wearing these clothes?
David: Because I just went gay all of a sudden!